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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Policy development update

Dear [Some Poor Chicks from the Department of Climate Change]
cc: the Ombudsman

Can you explain why the submission to the Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme by The ShadowLands website appears not published as promised in the email trail below?

Yours sincerely

MM

Dear MM

Submissions are posted on our website every COB Thursday. Your submission will be posted either COB Thursday 23 October or at the very latest COB Thursday 30 October 2008.

Kind Regards,

Some Poor Chick, Department of Climate Change

Dear Department of Climate Changers

Please find the updated submission attached with the sentence removed. Please advise of whether this will be published and if so, how it will be distributed.

Yours sincerely

MM

Dear MM,

I am not in a position to remove any sentences from any submission received by the Department. If you would like your submission published could you please remove the profanity (submission attached for your convenience) and re-send your submission for publishing on the web.

The sentence containing the offensive word is page 1, paragraph 2 - beginning with 'Then you have to face up to the usual crew of workmates - ugly as a hatful of (profanity)...'.

Thank you,

Some Poor Chick, Department of Climate Change

Dear Some Poor Chick

You have my full permission to remove any sentences containing profanity. Please let me know if this submission is to be published, by Monday 27 October. If there is no agreement to publish by this time, I will be approaching the Ombudsman for adjudication.

Yours sincerely

MM

Dear MM,

Unfortunately the Department of Climate Change cannot publish your submission as it contains offensive language.

Kind Regards,

Some Poor Chick, Department of Climate Change

Dear Some Poor Chick, Department of Climate Change

Can you advise of any progress in publishing this submission?

Yours sincerely

MM

Dear MM,

We have located your submission and it was not processed because you did not fill in a coversheet. Could you please fill in the attached coversheet - in particular please consider the confidentiality and third party provisions - so your submission can be processed.

Kind Regards,
Some Poor Chick, Department of Climate Change

Dear Sir/Madam

The submission by Margo's Maid on behalf of the ShadowLands website has not been published. Can you explain this omission?

Yours sincerely

MM, (28 September, 2008)

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