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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Question They Won't Ask

Each week, The ShadowLands seeks to test the limits of the ABC's commitment to free speech by sending a question to their interactive television show, Q and A. This week:


Ange from Ovations again. Just letting you know that Penny and Tim are both offering you a ride in their helicopters up to Carbon Expo. Might need to be a bit diplomatic about that one, but should be an awesome ride up to the Gold Coast whatever you choose.

Jupiters say they don't have the Peanut Butter Cookie Dough flavoured edible underwear, only chocolate or strawberry. You were joking about that, right?

Huzzah! Not published!


Carpe Jugulum said...

But what about the gimp outfit for Penny?????

Curious minds need to know, for scientific research of course.....

Egg said...

Tone was headbutting the cushions whilst Pen was strapping herself in?