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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Question They Won't Ask


Each week, The ShadowLands seeks to test how much the ABC believes in free speech by sending a question to their interactive Q and A television show. This week:
Tony

Alicia from Ovations again re the big pay day at Carbon Expo. Look, Jupiters wants to know if you are serious about your demand for the bowl of m and ms with the black ones removed. They say there are no black ones, only brown.

Also, they say they have checked every florist on the Gold Coast and cannot get the blue gardenia petals you wanted sprinkled over your bedspread. How do you want me to respond?

UPDATE: Huzzah - question rejected.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol brilliant MM

kae said...

Maybe they're using Bolt's moderators?

Anonymous said...

Hi Kae. 1.6