Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The ShadowLands is delighted to be taking part in climate change Blog Action Day, a day where we help to raise awareness about climate change, which apparently is some kind of issue or other about something.
Let's hope those enviro ass-hats will leave us alone after this.
A quick quiz: what are the above people doing?
a) These are the last remnants of the crowd at the Bathurst car races, performing a solemn ceremony of burning the last tyre.
b) Some kind of new age druids marking the change of seasons at Stonehenge.
c) Insensitive people releasing carbon into the environment because they don't care.
d) Envirotards doing whatever it is that envirotards do.
The answer of course is d) - participants at a climate camp at Helensburgh, south of Sydney last weekend releasing carbon into the atmosphere.
All of it kicked off after this event, attended by no media but saved for perpetuity for us on youtube. Can anyone figure out why they needed an abseiler?
At least this year's protest wasn't called off because of the cold.
But judging from the pics, temperatures were well below average, and our enviro-friends must be given credit for the late snowfall to hit southern Australia.