Change you won't believe

REUTERS: President-elect, Barack Obama has removed his agenda from his website.

Asked about the move, Senator Obama said he didn't actually believe most of that stuff.

"I'm actually more right wing than McCain," Senator Obama explained. "I will be setting up machine guns at our borders to keep out immigrants post haste. I will also be cancelling all Government welfare and with the savings, we'll be going to a flat tax rate of 10 per cent."

Senator Obama said that while his followers may be disappointed, he would follow through with his promise to end the war in the middle east.

"The troops will be coming home - right before we nuke those tea-towel heads right off the map."

Senator Obama also announced that under his administration, Joe Biden would be decapitated and replaced with Karl Rove.