REUTERS: The European Union has opened up the possibility for European children - some as young as two years old - to buy fruit that look like penises following new laws relaxing the standards for fruit that may be sold.
A spokesperson for Amsterdam sex shops said that he feared that sales of erotic aids may be affected.
"Why will people come to my shop to buy dirty DVDs when they can head down to their local grocer and enjoy disgraceful scenes like these?"
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