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Monday, November 10, 2008

War to end

An ingenious suggestion from the Sydney Morning Herald's, Paul Sheehan (last par) suggests that Baz Obama can put an end to the war on terror by never mentioning it again.

Other things Barack should never mention again:

* Packets of confectionery you can't open, but when they do, lollies go everywhere

* Two and a Half Men

* Being in the shortest queue at the supermarket only for the person in front of you to need three items to be checked

* People who drive at 70 km/h in 100 zones on single lane country roads, and then drive like Lewis Hamilton when they come to an overtaking lane.

UPDATE: I would also like Barack not to speak of huge supermarkets that keep their milk in the most distant corner from the entrance.

1 comment:

infidel tiger said...

Let's never mention "magic water" again, too.