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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

You know you're (part II)

...Somalian ...Egyptian ...Moroccan ...Turkish ...Armenian ...Fijian ...Argentinian ...Vietnamese ...Jamaican ...Haitian ...Algerian ...Ugandan ...Mozambiquan ...Mexican ...Afghani ...Nepalese ...Albanian ...Cyprian ...Latvian ...Ukrainian ..Polish ...Swedish ...Finnish ...Danish ...Icelandic ...Norwegian ...Singaporean ...Thai ...Taiwanese ...Tunisian...Mauritian ...Panamanian...SriLankan ...Eritrean ...Sudanese ...Swazilander ...Tanzanian when... Swiss...Zambian ...

Highlights - from Morocco: "If you’re a girl, you’ve been harassed by random guys...". Albania: "...your parents beat the shit out of you with a tree branch." Tanzania: "Co-workers frequently walk by and casually mention that they have malaria". Fiji: "You've been given a beat down by your Father that lasted more than half an hour". Nepal: "Your are asked, 'hatti baliyo ki hatti chap chapal', you reply, 'ustai ustai ho Nanu'."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Margo M ;';';':";';';'

Luv it..

Mind you dont Aussie women make tea 10 times a day? 1.6

Margo's Maid said...

Hey 1.6 - good to see you firing on all cylinders.