REUTERS: The Australian Federal Department of Health has received an overwhelming response from people (pictured outside Department Headquarters) seeking the vacant Men's Health Ambassador position.Health Minister, Nicola Roxon said she was astonished to find so many well qualified applicants.
"It will be a real challenge to sort through them. Butchers, bakers, journalists, nurses, used car salesmen - there appear to be dozens of well qualified people, all of whom have fucked Julia Gillard," Ms Roxon commented.
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I'm very glad to say that I'm not qualified for the job (having never been bothered carrying around the necessary two bags) and have absolutely zero inclination to become qualified, especially since the Orange Roughy has degenerated to being a three-bagger.
MM, turn up in your budgie smugglers! ;';';' 1.6
Just be glad that rooting Belinda Neal is not a qualification.
Boy, that would be more like medical research. Trialling something toxic yourself to prove a thesis.
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