Our mission

Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Dear Nicola Roxon...

Please find my attached resume for whatever prestigious and/or well paid positions you have going. I just hope you don't find me over-qualified!

Yours sincerely

Margo's Maid

NAME: Margo's Maid-
D.O.B. - Oooh - now you are making me blush
ADDRESS: The ShadowLands
EDUCATION AND COURSES:- I dropped out of school as soon as I could.
AWARDS AND ACHIEVEMENTS: None to speak of.
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: A bit of this, a bit of that.
COMPUTER SKILLS: Have you seen my crappy blog? I still haven't figured out how to get the links up the side and the sitemeter down the bottom.
PERSONAL SKILLS : I once fucked Julia Gillard.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

MM, surely if you fucked Jew Lia that would get you a high powered position? Right? maybe another position next time? 1.6

Margo's Maid said...

Hey 1.6 - I'm expecting a fairly powerful position. Apparently pre-selection can be arranged for anyone who does Sharon Burrows, but I do have some pride.

Anonymous said...

You wimin!!!

kae said...

Powerful position?

Maybe she'll let you be on top?

Anonymous said...

MM,I thought the missionary would be enough for Jewl leeee aaaaaaa

1.6