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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Please don't try to tell us...

that the ShadowLands never does anything for you.

How to make a virtually undetectable thought screen helmet and prevent * alien abductions right here.


* Note: The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies.

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