Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The ShadowLands presents these "jokes" only with the understanding that our discerning readers will know far better than to spread them around:
* So, did you hear the Jackson 5 are offering 20 per cent off their next reunion tour?
* Farrah Fawcett gets to the Pearly Gates. St Peter says, "We have been expecting you Farrah. You have led such a good life that, as well as entrance to heaven, God and I would like to offer you one wish". Farrah scarcely needs to think about it. "Thank you, God, thank you St Peter. I would like you to end the suffering of each and every child..."
* I hear it was the second heart attack that killed Jackson - when he awoke and realised he was nowhere near the children's ward.