Friday, June 26, 2009
The ShadowLands presents these "jokes" only with the understanding that our discerning readers will know far better than to spread them around:
* So, did you hear the Jackson 5 are offering 20 per cent off their next reunion tour?
* Farrah Fawcett gets to the Pearly Gates. St Peter says, "We have been expecting you Farrah. You have led such a good life that, as well as entrance to heaven, God and I would like to offer you one wish". Farrah scarcely needs to think about it. "Thank you, God, thank you St Peter. I would like you to end the suffering of each and every child..."
* I hear it was the second heart attack that killed Jackson - when he awoke and realised he was nowhere near the children's ward.
(More on the web reaction to this shock news over at Harry Hutton's.)
UPDATE: Some more "jokes" that we should all be extremely wary of in comments. Thanks to our vigilant readers.
Posted by Margo's Maid at 6:59 PM