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Saturday, June 20, 2009

The sad, sad olive tree

This article notes that the climate of the UK may soon be like the Mediterranean (erm, you guys think this is a problem?)...

But anyway, also mentioned in the article is a farm in Devon that has decided to get ahead of the game by attempting to grow olives.

Let's check in on how this innovative agricultural venture is really going...


Anonymous said...

Well, if he treated animals like he does his trees, PETA would be all over him like a rash.

For one thing, you don't let grass grow up to the trunks and compete with the trees to start with, and if you are not prepared to use protective sprays, don't bloody plant trees in England!

Utter twit!!!

blogstrop said...

If the UK gets a mediterranean climate it will cut down the carbon emissions created by countless trips to the mediterranean by holidaying Poms in search of English speaking waiters and Wattney's Red Barrel.