Thursday, June 4, 2009
Dear Paramount Leader Hu Jintao,
As you are probably aware, Informant F has been sacked as Defence Minister of country A.
F has served the People's Republic of China greatly by providing information about the defence plans of country A and of course, anything we wanted to know about country USA.
Now that this idiot is no longer useful, may I have your permission to stop sending him suits, airline tickets and Christmas cards? Also, what am I going to do with the Canberra rental property?
Fuck me, this guy is so dumb it makes my brain hurt. Please advise of the next course of action.
Posted by Margo's Maid at 3:34 PM