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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Don't blame us: IT

REUTERS: Qantas Information Technology staff have denied responsibility for last week's mid-flight incident on a Qantas plane headed to Perth.

A spokesperson for IT Helpdesk workers said they could not be held responsible for the events that led to the 197 metre nosedive.

"The Captain may have called us about a problem they were experiencing with changing the clock on the autopilot to adjust for daylight savings. While we may have asked him whether he had tried turning it off and on again, the decision to do so was entirely his."

1 comment:

Egg said...

Apparently, the crew is still on the line to tech support: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noUQTRnF_vY