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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

DPRK update

North Korea's answer to Mata Hari, Won Jeong-hwa, has been sentenced to five years' jail in South Korea.

In other official news, a German exhibition of bear sculptures is a huge hit in Pyongyang. A number of speeches are understood to have been made.

Meanwhile, in response to the earnest desire of all the people of the country and progressives of the world, state standards have been applied to flowers, Kimilsungia and Kimjongilia.

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