Some Professor reckons time wasters need therapy.
Until such time as you need therapy, try the Polar bear vs Sarah Palin game.
Instructions: You are the polar bear. Use the arrow keys to move around. Grab some dynamite from the small island and move onto the big island. Launch the dynamite at the oil rigs by using the spacebar.
A tip: easily avoid Sarah in the armoured personnel carrier by taking to the water!