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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Secret safe

The latest in the very occasional series suggesting that not all celebrities are dickheads...

The ShadowLands has learnt from a reliable source that on at least one occasion when Nicole Kidman visited Sydney Children's Hospital, she left a cheque for one million bucks with the staff. The donation was made on the proviso that it not be disclosed to the media.

2 comments:

blogstrop said...

Just as well you're not the media, MM!

bruce said...

I worked at the Childrens Hospital for near 7 years, and it is indeed a place to spot celebrities. I can tell you that Jacko's head is too small for his body, that Helen Wellings is tiny and looks 16 yrs, that Duchess Fergie is actually a very attractive very petite redhead 5 ft nothing. And I got to help Monty do the weather one morn (remember him?).

And Don Burke never does shut up about gardening. Hmmm, who else?