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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Future bright

Russia has set a new record for arms sales according to English Pravda. While China and India are the main buyers of Russian weaponry, other keen buyers are a catalogue of international douche-bags: Algeria, Venezuela, Malaysia, Vietnam and Indonesia. Russia is also currently in talks with Libya who are reportedly in the market for missile systems.

Pravda also reports that Venezuela plans to spend over $30 billion on its defence budget.

More on that man of peace, Hugo Chavez, here.

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1 comment:

Boy on a bike said...

I think poor Hugo is about to have his arms spending spree curtailed by the falling price of oil.

Poor bastard......