Unfortunately the Department of Climate Change cannot publish your submission as it contains offensive language.
[Some poor chick from the DCC]
Dear [Some poor chick from the Department of Climate Change]
You have my full permission to remove any sentences containing profanity. Please let me know if this submission is to be published, by Monday 27 October. If there is no agreement to publish by this time, I will be approaching the Ombudsman for adjudication.
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