Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The admittedly entertaining travel writer, Bill Bryson once claimed in a book of his that Australia was a place in which nothing of any consequence really happens.
Hope he won't be after the next election. If he doorknocks our place, I am going to offer him a frozen meal from the freezer, and get quite irate if he declines to take it.
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Murphy is my local MP.
Hope he won't be after the next election. If he doorknocks our place, I am going to offer him a frozen meal from the freezer, and get quite irate if he declines to take it.
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