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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Ice sculptors to melt away

REUTERS: Scientists are warning that ice sculptors could be the next victims of global warming.

Speaking to delegates at the Poznan Climate Change Conference, Professor Wayne Greenbottle of the End Times Institute said hundreds of ice sculptors face redundancy as the climate becomes unsuitable to sustain this kind of work.

"We are already seeing some tragic examples," Professor Greenbottle said.

1 comment:

blogstrop said...

Nothing that a bit of infra$tructure funding won't fix. Just add a cold room to the new Mausoleum of Modern Art.