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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

ShadowLands' Essential Gift Guide

No matter how pristine our gene pools may be, there will always be - metaphorically speaking - a few chokitos floating around demanding presents at this time of year.

Never fear, the ShadowLands has you covered. How about:

Space invaders doormat; reindeer pate; inflatable cathedral; crazy pacifiers; urine powered batteries; remote control tarantula; phobile; bubble chair; ducti wallet; badonkadonk sand crawler; rubber band gatling gun; naughty duvet cover; inflatable pub; glowing ice cubes; ambient light module, L39 jet fighter.

All links from pointless but cool. Also, don't forget to top up your supplies of banana guards and Exxon fuel this year. Tell them the ShadowLands sent you.

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