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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Test arrives

"Mark my words, it will not be 12 months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy," so spake Vice-President elect Joe Biden.

Well the day has arrived. English Pravda reports that Putin's dog's mother has the name Henrietta Bush. Can Obama meet this challenge?

The ShadowLands is here to suggest to you Mr President-Elect (and we know you are reading) that the new Whitehouse pup must be named Vlad or Lyudmila. Fail this test and you might as well roll over and call yourself Jimmy Carter.

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