Missy drives to the US

Australian musical artiste, Missy Higgins has given herself a big pat on her own curiously-hunched back for her environmental credentials in this video - with highlights including the bottled water and the conversation at the 45 second mark.

Chances to see Missy in Australia will be limited this year due to her hectic travelling, but it is still not too late for fans to buy a green moonbat singlet(complete with subtle breast outline).

Missy quote: "I wish I had a flower name, like Rosie or Violet or Daisy. It's so cute! I'm going to call my kids all flower names!"