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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Fun in the DPRK

The Pyongyang Central Zoo (pictured) in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has been facelifted to meet the demand of the times and the desire of the people. Features now include:

* Refreshing and dignified main entrance;

* Outdoor pond designed in style to delight visitors;

* Softdrinks available for purchase;

* Peculiar looks to animal sheds.
Posted by Margo's Maid at 10:45 AM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Plus: strengthened enclosures to prevent DPRK citizens from eating the exhibits.

December 18, 2008 at 7:22 AM

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