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Saturday, January 31, 2009

DPRK update

Kim Jong Il has expressed great satisfaction over the splendid ideological fighting spirit of revolutionary and militant volleyball players, after attending a recent match.

Meanwhile, the next generation of DPRK athletes are already demonstrating unsurpassed wading skills.

And meanwhile, meanwhile, North Korea's Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea has blamed the South for pushing the two countries to the brink of a war.

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