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Saturday, January 24, 2009

It's bantastic!

A preliminary list of things that have been - or people think should be - banned because of global warming follows. Additions to the list are welcomed in comments:

Bottled water
Plasma televisions
Christmas lights
Christmas trees
Fireplaces
Patio heaters at Chelsea Flower Show
Documentaries that question global warming
Beach bonfires
NASCAR
Plastic bags
Documentaries by David Bellamy
Drive throughs
McDonalds
Cremation
Outdoor wood boilers
Fireworks
Tennis balls and jogging shoes
Fossil fuels
Cars
Liverpool football supporters flying to home games
Anti-science conservatives
Nuclear power
Incandescent lightbulbs
Hydro-electric dams
Asthma inhalers
Air travel
Sheep and cow flatulence
a Spanish ski station
Immigration
People
Fat people


11 comments:

Boy on a bike said...

How long did it take you to compile that lot?

Margo's Maid said...

Surprisingly quickly, BOAB, and I suspect I've only scratched the surface.

Art Vandelay said...

Don't forget the consumption of meat!

(although Garnaut, in a masterly compromise, called for the replacement of beef in our diet with kangaroo)

Anonymous said...

There's a bit of duplication in your titles. You could join 'fat people' and 'air travel' and call them Al Gore. Just a thought.

Mehaul.

Anonymous said...

Computers. They use lots of electricity, which is generated from carbon fuels. They should be banned. Also, routers, and firewalls, which are computers too.

10ksnooker said...

Don't forget private jets. Likely the most wasted fuel per passenger mile there is.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you socialists just ban people?

Anonymous said...

If I was a socialist I would ban the real anonymous who hides behind the title so he can blog inane little comments. Like a child prodding a sleeping cat with a stick. Mehaul.

Anonymous said...

Strangely enough the international Marxist AGW faithful have not yet added any musical instruments that are useless without electrical amplification. I guess that would mean music would have to fall back on the white male imperialist tradition of classical music!

darrell said...

Lots of very silly things on that list, as one would expect.

But I can find no objection to banning drive-throughs. Good effing riddance, I says.

Anonymous said...

cows