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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Question They Won't Ask: Week XIII

Each week The ShadowLands submits a question to ABC television's interactive Q and A program with the hope that it will be considered too hot for them to ask or publish. This week:
Question for Mark Arbib

The NSW Government’s reputation for incompetence is perhaps only exceeded by its reputation for kiddie fiddling. As a person given credit for their election, can you think of any good reason why you should not be demoted from your cushy job as Kevin's secretary, to become - say - his new hostie - or Belinda Neal’s personal foot massager?

UPDATE: Not published! Huzzah!

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