Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
Another six illegal immigrants have drowned en-route from Malaysia to Indonesia. This is in addition to the nine believed to have drowned a few weeks ago.
There appears to be no evidence at this stage to say for sure that they were on their way to Australia, however it is known that this is the route taken by others from Kevin's drowning generation. Illegal immigrants on this route known to have drowned this year now total 24.