Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
Ironically, last year Mr Inglis was nominated along with fellow indigenous rugby league playing role model, Greg Bird for a Deadly Award. Mr Bird has since been convicted of glassing his girlfriend.
Mr Inglis is well respected for his outstanding rugby league skills. He also featured prominently in promotions for the game this year after advertisements featuring non-indigenous role model Brett Stewart had to be taken off air when he was charged with sexual assault.
Judges for August's NRL Good Guy of the Month say on this occasion they will be on the lookout for a player who is not charged with assault - which narrows the field down to someone like Nate Myles.