Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
In a move that may make alterations necessary to signs on the outskirts of two towns, the Western Australian town of Broome has decided to end its sister city relationship with Taiji to protest the Japanese town's annual dolphin kill.
It is feared that the drop in revenue to Taiji from junketeering Broome town councillors could lead to a greater dependence on the lucrative dolphin trade, though at the moment, Taiji's economy is bearing up thanks to visits from protesters.