Each week the ShadowLands submits a question to ABC television's interactive Q and A program with the aim of having it rejected on the grounds of poor taste. This week:
Question for Maxine:
For some time, I have been providing "favours" to a hideous union official with a view to becoming fully accredited to gain pre-selection for a safe Labor seat.
However, the official claims I will be ineligible unless I kiss him during the act. Is this part of the relevant Labor by-laws, or do you think he is just making this up?
UPDATE: Huzzah! Not published.
5 comments:
Outstanding!
I can hear the gnashing of (expensively tended) teeth at the ABC from here.
Pretentious poseurs.
That may be the funniest thing I have read this year! Brilliant MM!
Max McOoohhhh!?
Too close to the boner?
(OMG! WV = commo. No further comment necessary.)
Shouldn't you have prefaced that with:
"I am an employee of the ABC, and for some time blah blah blah"?
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