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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Hicks wedding: exclusive photos

Convicted terrorism supporter David Hicks has married in Sydney. The ShadowLands is most excited to have obtained exclusive photos of wedding guests (above) as well as the glowing bride.

Mr Hicks' preferences for bazookas are well documented, not just in this photograph, but as he wrote to a former flatmate:

Listen, have you got any friends I can f--- when I get home? They have to be good-looking and I prefer big tits as well. Well, send their photos with the letters so I can check them out...
According to reports, his new wife is a poet who is associated with the University of Sydney's Centre for Peace and Conflict Studies. We have been unable to find any examples of her work online, but did stumble upon this worthy example of the craft.

1 comment:

blogstrop said...

While watching tonight's Four Corners about the Mumbai slaughter I thought the ABC cadres must be so proud of their spirited support for a laskar-e-toiba alumnus.