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Saturday, August 29, 2009

How blame works these days

Three people on the outskirts of Melbourne have been attacked by kangaroos recently. The blame for the attacks has been apportioned to:

a) the kangaroos that attack people, or

b) the people who are attacked by kangaroos.

Answer here.

(The expansionist town of Sunbury, by the way, was first settled in 1836.)


Boy on a bike said...

All kangaroo problems can be solved by rule .303

Anonymous said...

Don't hurt skippy 1.6