Our mission

Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Friday, July 11, 2008

A retraction

The ShadowLands had been struggling under the belief that Canadians were little more than cross-dressing lumberjack, Human Rights Commission panty-wetting, aboot saying, puck chasing, Commonwealth Games-fourth-place-getting, wussy distant cousins.

But that has all changed thanks to the awesome television series that has found its way to Australian television - ICE ROAD TRUCKERS!!!!

The ShadowLands hereby accepts, and would like to take this opportunity to freely admit, that at least some of you people rock.

1 comment:

Minicapt said...

You forgot "inventor of Rule .303".

Cheers