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Friday, July 25, 2008

Answer still sought

A leading international journal is reporting that Venezuelan uber-plonker, Hugo Chavez is meeting with the King of Spain to smoothe over a diplomatic incident last year where the King asked Chavez to shut up. The remark turned out to be a huge hit on telephone ringtones.

UPDATE: The ShadowLands notes we had a recent visitor from a government site in Venezuela. In case you were wondering, "plonker" in Australia means "top bloke" so feel free to put this in Hugo's press clippings.

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