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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Tourist resort re-militarized

Ungrateful officials from so-called "South" Korea have suspended tourism to the paradise of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea following a realistic military display at a tourist resort.

A spokesman for DPRK said that the only people to suffer would be people from so-called "South" Korea.

"Over the years we have had complaints that de-militarized zone too boring for tourists. Now we make interesting once again, and all we hear is complaining!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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RebeccaH said...

I was unaware that South Koreans were able to vacation in North Korea (and I can't believe I'm even typing that). No doubt the soldier who killed the woman (and spiked all that income in the process) is sleeping with the fishes now.