Ungrateful officials from so-called "South" Korea have suspended tourism to the paradise of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea following a realistic military display at a tourist resort.
A spokesman for DPRK said that the only people to suffer would be people from so-called "South" Korea.
"Over the years we have had complaints that de-militarized zone too boring for tourists. Now we make interesting once again, and all we hear is complaining!"
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