The unpalatable truth

It is a truth universally acknowledged that journalists love yarns about cannibalism like this one.

But what caught our eye was the quote:

"Cannibalism is unheard of among the Kulina tribe - or any Brazilian Indian tribes - according to Mayson Albuquerque, a spokeswoman for Brazil's National Indian Foundation."

Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you count this map of cannibalistic practices, these five highly detailed accounts, or this, or these first hand testimonies.