Congratulations, dear reader, if you see this post it means you made the 50,000th visit to the ShadowLands. On behalf of the ShadowLands' team, let me say we are particularly delighted that it was you who won, because - just between us - you are our absolute favourite reader.
As promised, here are your prizes:
* First of all, a free screen cleaner
* Now your screen is clean, enjoy this custom-made piece of performance art.
* A couple of new ones at old Jews telling jokes (be patient with the downloads - but careful, some have language!)
* Spinning bridge!
* Don't know what's for dinner? Try these meal suggestions. And for the most important meal of the day, why not have a breakfast burrito (pictured)?
* a) Create your custom love heart
b) Make up some pretext to have your partner see it
c) Your Valentine's celebrations are on us!
* Got lucky? Try the online pregnancy tester.
* Snubbed by your partner? Make a complaint (like this one)
* Or organise re-assignment surgery
* Then have your death foretold.
* Now sit back and enjoy bus of the week.
BREXIT: Just What the Doctor Ordered
4 hours ago