Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
You're-in luck. Mr Anonymous commenter (thanks!) has alerted the ShadowLands to this top story. Anyone who doubts the marketability of this product has probably never tasted Gatorade. Also, [insert joke about taking the piss/getting pissed here].
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
But will it make you horny? I'll stick with milkshakes, thanks.
1 comment:
But will it make you horny?
I'll stick with milkshakes, thanks.
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