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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Behold the new Nostradamus

A cursory google reveals that Nostradamus appears to have let us down in the predictions department when it comes to the apocalypse that we know as swine flu.

Not so, however, Jello Biafra who wrote a song about the subject in 1991, with the decidedly prophetic line, "You'll never hear the end of swine flu".

Although collaborating with Tumor Circus on this occasion, Mr Biafra is best remembered as lead crooner of the Dead Kennedys and creator of various toe-tappers such as "Holiday in Cambodia" and the UK top 40 hit, "Too Drunk to Fuck".

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