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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Mahmoud survives

ShadowLands correspondent on finding internal peace, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been the subject of a cowardly x-ray attack by western types - and I think you know exactly who I mean - on a recent visit to Italy.

This is understood not to be the first time that cowardly westerners have used this weapon against brave revolutionaries. Remain ever-vigilant.

1 comment:

Col. Milquetoast said...

When the president entered this place, the radiation increased and exceeded '1,000' so that the intensity of the radiation was completely felt inside the building

Did anyone check to see if it was due to Mahmoud's Uranium buttplug?

don't forget to vote for Ahmadinejad.