Our mission

Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Our new campaign

Thanks to our substantial tobacco and oil industry funding, the ShadowLands has launched an exciting new marketing campaign on London buses.

For those of you without these resources, there's always this sign generator. [Hat tip: Philip Morris and Exxon.]

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