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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Second prize for Werribee

REUTERS: The local government area of Wyndham, which includes the town of Werribee, has beaten dozens of other places around Victoria to second place in state-wide rankings.

The Mayor of Werribee said it was a great honour for the municipality.

"Hey, where's our fuckin' trophy, then?" he asked a celebrating crowd.

"We don't usually win anyfink in Werribee. One thing's for sure, if I ever find out who beat us, I'll fuckin' deck the c***s.

1 comment:

Boy on a bike said...

When Tim took his "niece" for a drive in the MX-5 the other night, I bet he filled up the car with petrol and after they drove off, she said "Uncle Tim, why did you give money to the man at the petrol station?"