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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Your guide to persecuting people without the hassle


Normally, if your Government was alleged to be behind abducting and torturing Muslims who are seeking to establish a homeland, it would lead to a whole bunch of annoying international condemnation, newspaper stories, inquiries and the like.

But you too can avoid all of this hassle through the simple device of not being American or Israeli.

4 comments:

Mehaul said...

Hopefully the NYT will have sufficient staff to cover the civil war when it starts. If they're still in production ie

kae said...

Where's your question, slacker?

Margo's Maid said...

Woah, it's been a bit of a struggle this week, kae, but finally got there...

blogstrop said...

"Seeking to establish a homeland" sounds so homely and worthwhile!