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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Question They Won't Ask


ABC television's program, Q and A is a testament to the ABC's commitment to being open to free speech. However, the ShadowLands' Question They Won't Ask is a testament to our commitment to pissing them off. This week:

Not so much a question as a message for Tony:

Conrad Jupiters say they apologise but will not be able to put the 20 grand in cash you are earning at Carbon Expo in your Executive Suite bathtub. They say there are too many security issues. You can, however, pick the money up in a brown paper bag from reception and after that what you do with it is your own business.

Janine from Ovations


UPDATE: Published, dammit.

3 comments:

Egg said...

'money ... in a brown paper bag from reception and after that what you do with it is your own business'

Warmer Tone pulls cones, snow & ice?

Carpe Jugulum said...

Will Penny be there?

Will she wear the gimp outfit?

Questioning minds need to know.

kae said...

Will kate be there?

Will she wear the ball gag?