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Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?

Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Question They Won't Ask


Over the last three weeks, The ShadowLands has successfully submitted questions to ABC television's interactive Q and A show that were either too rude or too revealing for them to publish on their website. This week:

Question for Tony

Congratulations for being selected to host Carbon Expo 2009 once again. Our client says they are very happy with your work on Lateline and Q and A.

As to your query, unfortunately there are no executive rooms with adjoining doors at Conrad Jupiters. But Penny says she is happy to lend you one of her room keys again, so long as you promise not to go crazy in the mini-bar for a change.

Will this be okay with you?

UPDATE: Published dammit.

5 comments:

Carpe Jugulum said...

Tony...&...Penny......oh krap, damn you to hell fertile imagination....

Egg said...

Penny gets her Tone-up?
(Sorry)

Anonymous said...

Your question has been accepted MM!

Along with an few other pithy ones might I add.

Orion

Boy on a bike said...

Published!

Freddy said...

Crazy in the mini-bar? Sounds like my kind of party.