Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
It was only last year that celebrity columnist, Cate Blanchette warned us about animals over-running the planet.
Now the World Wildlife Fund, as part of a whirlwind of media releases it is putting out to try and make us forget about the 911 advertisement thing, now admits that at least two new plant or animal species are being discovered in Australia every week.