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Monday, May 19, 2008

Exclusive: Cate's weight loss secrets

Well done to Cate Blanchett for showing up other Australian mothers up for being fat and lazy.

The Shadowlands is proud to reveal her weight loss secrets.


Paco said...

Good lord! To borrow from Wodehouse, she looks like she was "stuffed in a hurry by an incompetent taxidermist."

stackja1945 said...

Tanks for the memory about water tanks. Remember uncle's 'farm' had a tank. Cate looks like skull and crossed bones.